Category: <span>Announcements</span>

Help a Girl Out?

Cheeky cow! Cheeky cow that I am, I’m once again asking for your help, fellas. I need to get home to see a sick relative and there’s no way I can do that without some assistance. So I’ve set up a page where I can accept financial donations via a PayPa1 donations link. It’s 100%…


Coronavirus Update 12

Hello dahlings, I know, it’s been an age since I posted an update. Unfortunately, my lovelies, I’m afraid it’s not good news. I’m not yet seeing anyone in person. Though I’ve managed to squeak by financially, I am seriously missing my previous income, so trust me, as soon as I am comfortable with returning to…


Coronavirus Update 11

I’m sorry, but I’m not yet seeing people in person. It’s been ages, I know, but I don’t follow government guidelines. I follow what the scientists say. Given the intimate nature of what I do, it doesn’t seem sensible to see people yet. You also have to consider that I am 55 (yikes!) and overweight…


Coronavirus Update 9

As of 14 October, 2021, I am still not seeing people in person. I’m sorry, Darling, but it’s better to be safe than sorry! Trust me, as soon as I feel it is safe to do so, I will starting seeing my beloved visitors again! We are getting almost 40,000 new cases per day. That’s…


Coronavirus Update 8

I’ve had lots of enquiries regarding my return to in-person sessions. I’m sorry, but I’m still not seeing people in person. I was considering returning to work in the next few months, but now, with this new variant of the virus, that may be further delayed. I have a feeling we will be going into…