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Monkey Pox?? Seriously?? WTAF?? Does that not sound like some scourge from a comic book? You just couldn’t make this shit up! Or maybe you could. I’m convinced that Covid was created in a lab (this belief concluded after a … Read more

I’m not currently seeing people in person. If you’re interested in raunchy live phone sex, give me a call. Until further notice, I’m deleting my wishlist. I’ve appreciated all the tokens of affection my admirers have sent, but currently I … Read more

Cheeky cow that I am, I’m once again asking for your help, fellas. I need to get home to see a sick relative and there’s no way I can do that without some assistance. So I’ve set up a page … Read more