Contact London E16 Escort Kurvy Kelly

By now, you get the idea that I’m a London E16 escort. It seems I have to keep plugging away at those keywords for the benefit of Google. Ah, that double-edged sword, Google.

Anyway, I hope you actually read my website and didn’t just jump straight to the contact info. You naughty boy. Should I spank you for that? Probably.

You are welcome to phone me any time. There’s no harm in trying to see me. Sometimes I can take short-notice bookings. Please see my Booking Info page for details about my hours and fees.

I welcome enquiries from respectful gentlemen who genuinely intend to make a booking, or at least discuss making one. I can suss the time wasters out rather quickly and will put the phone down abruptly with no compunction. I’ve heard it all, fellas, and I don’t fall for it.

If you reach my voice mail, you may leave a message, or phone me later. HOWEVER, I WILL NOT ENGAGE IN TEXT CONVERSATIONS. If you wish to see me, then you MUST phone me. If you text me, I will just tell you to phone me. If you then respond by text rather than phoning me, you will be ignored.

I’m very sorry, but I don’t see black men.

This does not include Asians. I know this sounds racist, but I definitely am not racist. My reasons for this are personal, and I apologise if it causes any offence. Thank you for respecting my boundaries.

PLEASE PHONE ME RATHER THAN TEXTING. I USUALLY DON’T HAVE TIME RESPOND TO TEXT MESSAGES, AND, THEREFORE, OFTEN IGNORE THEM.

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