Contact London E16 Escort Kurvy Kelly

For the time being, I am doing ONLY phone sessions. The rate is £25 per 20-minute increments, payable via PayPal or bank transfer. Please do not request an in-person meeting. Also, I will do video, but only clothed, as I don’t want any videos or screen shots made of me in the nude or in compromising positions. My number is at the bottom of the page.

By now, you get the idea that I’m a London E16 escort. It seems I have to keep plugging away at those keywords for the benefit of Google. Ah, that double-edged sword, Google.

Anyway, I hope you actually read my website and didn’t just jump straight to the contact info. You naughty boy. Should I spank you for that? Probably.

You are welcome to phone me any time. There’s no harm in trying to see me. Sometimes I can take short-notice bookings. Please see my Booking Info page for details about my hours and fees.

I welcome enquiries from respectful gentlemen who genuinely intend to make a booking, or at least discuss making one. I can suss the time wasters out rather quickly and will put the phone down abruptly with no compunction. I’ve heard it all, fellas, and I don’t fall for it.

If you reach my voice mail, you may leave a message, or phone me later. HOWEVER, I WILL NOT ENGAGE IN TEXT CONVERSATIONS. If you wish to see me, then you MUST phone me. If you text me, I will just tell you to phone me. If you then respond by text rather than phoning me, you will be ignored.

I’m very sorry, but I don’t see black men.

This does not include Asians. I know this sounds racist, but I definitely am not racist. My reasons for this are personal, and I apologise if it causes any offence. Thank you for respecting my boundaries.

PLEASE PHONE ME RATHER THAN TEXTING. I USUALLY DON’T HAVE TIME RESPOND TO TEXT MESSAGES, AND, THEREFORE, OFTEN IGNORE THEM.

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