News Updates

I’m not currently seeing people in person. If you’re interested in raunchy live phone sex, give me a call. Until further notice, I’m deleting my wishlist. I’ve appreciated all the tokens of affection my admirers have sent, but currently I … Read more

I’m Baaaaack!

Hello, Lovelies. I took a bit of a hiatus, but I’m back now for more titillating conversations. So if you’ve been missing me and want to have a sexy chat with Mommy, do get in touch!

Dodgy Escort Directories

In the old days, directories would contact women and ask them if they wanted to be included in a directory. Sometimes there was a charge, sometimes not. Most of them were legitimate, though often run by sleazy men cashing in … Read more

Monkey What??

Monkey Pox?? Seriously?? WTAF?? Does that not sound like some scourge from a comic book? You just couldn’t make this shit up! Or maybe you could. I’m convinced that Covid was created in a lab (this belief concluded after a … Read more