Coronavirus Update 6 — Crazy yet?

Hello, Sexy. How are you holding up in lockdown? Crazy yet? I’m pretty damn close the edge, let me tell you. I’ve been in isolation since February 2020, with no human contact, and some days I think I will lose my mind. If you find it, let me know.

It’s all so surreal, isn’t it? You read of pandemics happening in history and you just never think it will happen today, and then BOOM!, here it is.

As a man, I know it’s hard for you to manage unfulfilled sexual urges. The primitive beast in you must be raging! I should buy stock in lotion and tissues 😉

For those of you who enjoy the mummy and son dynamic, I’m sure you need nothing more right now than some good, old fashioned, maternal love and nurturing. I suppose all you can do right now is indulge in dreams of nuzzling into Mummy’s bosom while I gently and lovingly rub your throbbing manhood. Mmm, that sounds wonderful, doesn’t it?

Keep your dreams alive, dear boy, as we hope for a quick ending to this nightmare.

Hopefully, this will help cheer you up a bit. This is one of my favourite singers and one of my favourite songs. Patsy has helped me through some hard times. Maybe she will help you, too. Sending you virtual hugs and kisses xxx.